Blame, Obscurity and The Having Of Cows

It's 6am...It's 6 am... wait a second It's 6:01 and we're having morning Tornados.
All the weather bimbos are asleep and the cougar is out in the woods smelling like
a wet cougar. Of course Dad and I were supposed to take the boat out fishing this morning
for the first time in 5 years, and it rains. Life is really dumb at times. Financially plan my future?
Hahahahahahahahaha it would rain every day!

I was going to write about who was to blame for my lack of fame but in the end, as
it was pointed out to me, we're all better off in obscurity. So obscurity is probably the
biggest reason for my not being famous, but believe me, each and every one of you
gets a share of the blame. This being said...and I'm not unreasonable...you owe me
nothing.

Well I feel better now, which leads me to the "Having Of Cows" or "A Cow". Sometimes I
have a cow over things, like, dumbasses who sit in the left lane and do not signal a left turn until they get right up to the intersection. This usually makes me flip out. That's why they do it too, either that or they are just plain stupid. But I'm not gonna have a cow right now, I am just gonna have coffee and contemplate all the other stuff.

I wonder if the cougar likes fireworks?