Friday, April 28, 2006

Interstellar Traveler, Zimbobian Translation Guide
April 28, 2006 (17›>13".= Zimbob local time)
Blue Planet, Informational Only
Interstellar Traveler, Authored by Moopak


Zimbobian Translation Guide:

Tarpot – equivalent to approximately one earth hour
Zimbob- the galaxy where Moopak originates from, sort of
Inbloop- the general term for flower
Hop-Hop- a Zimbobian creature similar to an earth creature known as a "bumble bee"
Brightball- the star that is very near the Blue Planet (with white swirlies)
Dimball- a small moon orbiting the earth
Blackvoid- outer space
Farimba- a radio wave transceiver capable of 3 way communication and other stuff too
Thermolulator- a device used to transform Moopak into other objects
Fribyon- posterior area, in other words, ass, buttocks, buns, etc.
Voltar- an electrical pulse
Voltar Highways- power lines
Stampars- poles that hold up the power lines above the surface
Amplars- batteries
Awooh- pain
Kowplots- not really sure what the hell it is, but it sounded cool
Shpoklab- digital camera
RPM- a digital picture
Mukmak- a common intergalactical space language used for communications between disimilar species of space travelers
Fagbank- Green Bay, Wisconsin
Calforn- by far the wierdest planet in the Zimbobian System, perhaps in the entire Blackvoid…
Exoplasmic Inhibitor- an electronic energy shield
Arfblat- a scientific creature that invented the Exoplasmic Inhibitor, also a good friend of Moopak, he's sorta like Moopak's controller/advisor, simply put, he's got Moopak's back.
Floog Depot A-10- a scientific station where Arfblat works and a place where Moopak has spent many tarpots
Alpha-Blataz- where Farve was born, the most distant outpost in the Zimbobian System.
Hawchoo- the equivalent of a sneeze

C4 Circuits- the main control circuits, governing thought and motor activity
C5 Circuit- general reproductive circuitry
C7 Circuits- the circuits in the butt region (aft)
C8 Circuits- aint been invented yet, but Arfblat is working on it, will probably be installed remotely once approved for beta testing
Aidband- bandaid duh
New Jersey- a place on earth, kind of dumpy
Gravita- misspelled gravity
Blipblap- equivalent to "over and out" or "signing off"
Tailwagger- a dog
Flim- about 3 inches

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