The Big Messy
First of all, lemme say this...
It pains my heart to see the aftermath of Katrina.
That being said, some observations of the decline of humanity:
1. To every stupid fucking news reporter out there...DO NOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH THE GOVERNOR OF A STATE THAT HAS BEEN ANHIALATED!
I had to witness Haley Barbour being raked over the coals by the dumbest fucking CNN reporter about the feds not being ready and whether Katrina was a Cat 1 or a Cat 4 when she came ashore. CNN? Who the fuck do you think you are? The Governor is tired and is on the verge of mental collapse and you wanna argue Categories? I have your answer CNN. Katrina was a Cat-6 and it should have washed your network off the air. I have a Cat-7 named Bubba you can suck too...
2. Americans do so love their guns huh? God love em...
3. Do not rebuild the Big Messy. You upset by this statement? You live 6 feet below sea level! Surely in the past 48 hours you've learned some sort of lesson about water and gravity and your tenuous geographical position on earth. Time to move to a safer area maybe.
4. Maybe casinos shouldn't be required to be on the water from here on out?
5. And lastly...you aren't seeing much military response in this wasteland because our resources are all dying in Iraq, remember that. The national guard is supposed to guard the what? The nation. They can't when they are dying in a land that hates us. The blame in this lies with one man. Dubya.
By the way it took me 2 months to remember my password to this thing.
It pains my heart to see the aftermath of Katrina.
That being said, some observations of the decline of humanity:
1. To every stupid fucking news reporter out there...DO NOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH THE GOVERNOR OF A STATE THAT HAS BEEN ANHIALATED!
I had to witness Haley Barbour being raked over the coals by the dumbest fucking CNN reporter about the feds not being ready and whether Katrina was a Cat 1 or a Cat 4 when she came ashore. CNN? Who the fuck do you think you are? The Governor is tired and is on the verge of mental collapse and you wanna argue Categories? I have your answer CNN. Katrina was a Cat-6 and it should have washed your network off the air. I have a Cat-7 named Bubba you can suck too...
2. Americans do so love their guns huh? God love em...
3. Do not rebuild the Big Messy. You upset by this statement? You live 6 feet below sea level! Surely in the past 48 hours you've learned some sort of lesson about water and gravity and your tenuous geographical position on earth. Time to move to a safer area maybe.
4. Maybe casinos shouldn't be required to be on the water from here on out?
5. And lastly...you aren't seeing much military response in this wasteland because our resources are all dying in Iraq, remember that. The national guard is supposed to guard the what? The nation. They can't when they are dying in a land that hates us. The blame in this lies with one man. Dubya.
By the way it took me 2 months to remember my password to this thing.
posted by Chump at 5:57 AM
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